Adam Selzer Songtext
- After It Rains Songtext
- Always Keep a Diamond In Your Shoe Songtext
- An Intellectual Country Song About Joan Baez Songtext
- Barbara Allen's Grave Songtext
- Bells of St. Julian's (Criminal's Good-Night) Songtext
- But Not the Songs Songtext
- Carboard Box Songtext
- Crime of the Century Songtext
- Crooked Houses (of Armitage Avenue) Songtext
- Doorbell Ditching at the Pearly Gates Songtext
- Dread Songtext
- Ebenezer Walked Songtext
- Eighty-sixth Floor Homesick Blues Songtext
- Friday Avenue (Matt's E-mail Lament) Songtext
- Hobo Porn Theme Songtext
- How Mark Got His Sanity Back Songtext
- Human After All Songtext
- I Don't Believe in Summer Songtext
- I Thought She Was a Goth Songtext
- I Used To Be Cooler Than That Guy Songtext
- I Will Be Your Human Cannonball Songtext
- If I Loved You Songtext
- Pushing Cheerleaders Down the Stairs Songtext
- The Big Bad Retail Wasteland Songtext
- The Death Of Me Yet Songtext
- The Dragoncon Gospel Song Songtext