Incident II Songtext
A long time before you or me
There was a galactic confederacy
It was ruled over by this guy called Xenu
And what income taxes were only he knew

(He took em all up in his big fat space plane, and that's why we're going insane)

But that's just the start of Xenu's people's fates
You see he flew them over here in big RC-8s
He dropped them in volcanoes and blew them to hell
That made sure, that no-one would tell

(He took em all up in his big fat space plane, and that's why we're going insane)

Next he stuck them in cinemas and told them loads of lies
About Jesus Christ, the devil, and some other guys
Then those spirits, they'd been treated kinda bad
The found and possessed us, and that's what makes us sad!

(He took em all up in his big fat space plane, and that's why we're going insane)