(I Want To Sex That) Oyster Card Reader Songtext

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(I Want To Sex That) Oyster Card Reader Songtext
Every time I get on that number 8 bus
And I see that Oyster Card Reader
I just wanna take off all my clothes
And hope the driver can't see ya
It makes a beep noise when it takes my money and it has a yellow bit
I just wanna make like an Oyster Card, and make sweet love to it!

Ooh, I just wanna make love with it
Ooh, and I don't know why
Ooh, I think I've fallen in love with it
Ooh, and it just ain't right

Oysters are the food of love
Swipe your Oyster from above
On a train or on a bus
Fuck your Oyster just like us

They caught dry-humping that Oyster Card Reader on their CCTV screen
They took me to the station, asked me lots of questions, said I was too obscene
So I told em how it is, and they told how it was and they told me I sick
But next time I got on that number 8 bus, it was them who were humping it!

Ooh, I just wanna make love with it
Ooh, and I don't know why
Ooh, I think I've fallen in love with it
Ooh, and it just ain't right
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