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Rear-End Her Back Songtext
Now, every single time that you go out for a drive
You'll be goddamn lucky if your ass comes back alive
'Cause there's women out there
That'll make sure you won't survive

Well, they drive around town careless and accident-prone
Applying lipstick in the rear-view mirror (bop) and talking on their cellular phones
So don't be offended, When you're rear ended
By some dumb chick on your way home
Now you cry victim 'cause you got hit
But the cops and the courts ain't givin' a shit
Her insurance plans to counter-sue
There's really only one thing you can do
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back

It's time to take the law in your own hands
Give new meaning to a traffic jam
Thump her and bump her and hump, hump, hump her
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back
(Back, back, stick it right in her crack)

The ambulance ride, the hospital stay
There's no end to the bills you pay
You'll need an MRI, an EEG
X-rays, rehab, therapy
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back

So if you're at a light, and you hear a crash
A smash, a bash, your head hits the dash
There's glass in your lap, your neck just snapped
Now you're handicapped
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back
(Back, back, stick it right in her crack)

Grab the chick by the hair, bend her over the hood
Fill 'er up mac, with some Trojan wood
Grab them buns, spread 'em wide
Thrust your meat inside
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back
If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you)
If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you)
If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you)
If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you)
If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back
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