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Now, every single time that you go out for a drive You'll be goddamn lucky if your ass comes back alive 'Cause there's women out there That'll make sure you won't survive Well, they drive around town careless and accident-prone Applying lipstick in the rear-view mirror (bop) and talking on their cellular phones So don't be offended, When you're rear ended By some dumb chick on your way home Now you cry victim 'cause you got hit But the cops and the courts ain't givin' a shit Her insurance plans to counter-sue There's really only one thing you can do If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back It's time to take the law in your own hands Give new meaning to a traffic jam Thump her and bump her and hump, hump, hump her If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back (Back, back, stick it right in her crack) The ambulance ride, the hospital stay There's no end to the bills you pay You'll need an MRI, an EEG X-rays, rehab, therapy SongtexteIf a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back So if you're at a light, and you hear a crash A smash, a bash, your head hits the dash There's glass in your lap, your neck just snapped Now you're handicapped If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back (Back, back, stick it right in her crack) Grab the chick by the hair, bend her over the hood Fill 'er up mac, with some Trojan wood Grab them buns, spread 'em wide Thrust your meat inside If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you) If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you) If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you) If a chick rear-ends you (If a chick rear-ends you) If a chick rear-ends you, rear-end her back Aus Songtexte Mania