Horny Pig Songtext
I'm a horny pig, baby
I'm so horny I could die
(He's a horny pig, he's so horny he could die)
I'm a horny pig, baby
I'm so horny I could die
(He's a horny pig, he's so horny he could die)
I'm such a horny pig, baby
Listen and I'll tell you why

Well I get up every morning
With a cock-a-doodle-doo
(He gets up, with a cock-a-doodle-doo)
I said, I get up ever morning
With a cock-a-doodle-doo
(He gets up, with a cock-a-doodle-doo)
You know my name is Mr. Naked, baby
But you can call me Buck-a-roo

Ladies and gentlemen, on lead guitar
Mr. Stinky Le Pew

I'm a horny pig, baby
I stay horny all night long
(He's a horny pig, he stays horny all night long)
That's right, I'm a horny pig, baby
I stay horny all night long
(He's a horny pig, he stays horny all night long)
I'm such a horny pig, baby
I just had to write this song

All right now ladies and gentlemen, listen up here
You know when I was just a itty-bitty peckerwood
My mama bought me a Silvertone guitar she ordered out of the Sears catalog
And a little bitty sink plunger and said to me
"Mr. Naked, I'd like you to go out there to the world and play Pornobilly
music for all the disgusting, depraved, and deviant people in the world"
And I said, "Mother I love you dearly and I would do anything for you"
And she said, "Well Get down on your knees and lick my pussy you little bastard"
And all I could say was "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Whoooooo!"

Well, I'm a horny pig, baby
I am just a horny pig
(He's a horny pig, he is just a horny pig)
That's right, I'm a horny pig, baby
I am just a horny pig
(He's a horny pig, he is just a horny pig)
You make me cream in my jeans, now baby
And you make me flip my wig

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bare Bottom Boys

(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig)
I'm a horny pig, I spell it P-I-G
(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig)
I'm a horny pig, now listen to me
Oink oink, Oink!
(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig)