Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys

Horny Pig
I'm a horny pig, babyI'm so horny I could die(He's a horny pig, he's so horny he could die)I'm a horny pig, babyI'm so horny I could die(He's a horny pig, he's so horny he could die)I'm such a horny pig, babyListen and I'll tell you whyWell I get up every morningWith a cock-a-doodle-doo(He gets up, with a cock-a-doodle-doo)I said, I get up ever morningWith a cock-a-doodle-doo(He gets up, with a cock-a-doodle-doo)You know my name is Mr. Naked, babyBut you can call me Buck-a-rooLadies and gentlemen, on lead guitarMr. Stinky Le PewI'm a horny pig, babyI stay horny all night long(He's a horny pig, he stays horny all night long)That's right, I'm a horny pig, babyI stay horny all night longSongtexte(He's a horny pig, he stays horny all night long)I'm such a horny pig, babyI just had to write this songAll right now ladies and gentlemen, listen up hereYou know when I was just a itty-bitty peckerwoodMy mama bought me a Silvertone guitar she ordered out of the Sears catalogAnd a little bitty sink plunger and said to me"Mr. Naked, I'd like you to go out there to the world and play Pornobillymusic for all the disgusting, depraved, and deviant people in the world"And I said, "Mother I love you dearly and I would do anything for you" And she said, "Well Get down on your knees and lick my pussy you little bastard"And all I could say was "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Whoooooo!"Well, I'm a horny pig, babyI am just a horny pig(He's a horny pig, he is just a horny pig)That's right, I'm a horny pig, babyI am just a horny pig(He's a horny pig, he is just a horny pig)You make me cream in my jeans, now babyAnd you make me flip my wigLadies and Gentlemen, the Bare Bottom Boys(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig)I'm a horny pig, I spell it P-I-G(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig)I'm a horny pig, now listen to meOink oink, Oink!(He's a horny pig baby, he is just a horny pig) Aus Songtexte Mania