Don Corneo (Interlude) Songtext

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Don Corneo (Interlude) Songtext
Hi, my name is Don Corneo, and I just want someone to love
Yes, that's Don Corneo not to be confused with Corleone, no!

some may say that i'm kind of a perv, but not at all,
cause poppa don told me if there's grass on the field then it's time to play ball

i keep some whips and chains
normal love making bores me,
just listen to my name
in Spanish it means "mister horny"

Hi Tifa nice to meet you
your shirt is almost see-through
yes that's a salami in pocket
but i am glad to see you

so welcome to my mansion
my palace of romancing
you want some information
and i wanna get your pants and

so we both have something the other wants...hahahaha!

Hi, my name is Don Corneo, and i use a hula hoop to hold up my pants
Yes, i am obese but there's more to love

some may say that i'm a sexual deviant
but, i'd say that i am rather lenient
the term sex slave makes it sound so bad!
I want a bride who wont run when its sexy time
though if i have to chase you, i won't mind
(i just need my inhaler)

when i bring in other women, she ain't mad at me
i can punch her, and she wont call it battery
because right now the only thing attracted to me is gravity

so come here girl, slip out them jeans...
i'll ditch those other 2, switch scenes

cross dressers? whore houses?
are you sure this game's for teens?