Bears Love Too Songtext

The bear was born back in 1999
He was the best bear the zoo keepers could find.
He was gentle and kind, he wouldn't pay you any mind
If you zapped, slapped, even smacked him his behind

Charlie's in the first grade of elementary
But way up high in a tree is where he'd rather be
The kids make fun of him when hes in class
Cause he doesn't like paste and hes playing with the grass

A feildtrip was headed to the zoo one day.
And Charlie didn't care he just wanted to play
They loaded in the bus and said "Its time to go"
And Charlie walked up the steps real slow

(Chorus)
The bear on the trike
Doesn't wanna ride a bike
He don't wanna play hockey
He just wants to live his life Can you let him be
The thing that he was meant to be
Don't try to prove fiction
Just give him reality

So the bear was sitting in his cage
And the lion looked at him with rage
He said "I don't want to look at you today."
"The birds pooped all over the comic book page"

The bear said "You don't like anyone."
"Is it cause you're alone and never have any fun?"
He said "I just really need some one
To take this hypothetical thorn out my thumb"

The bear said "I would, but my claws are too big."
"And my berry farts would make you really sick."
"I eat artificial food since I'm living in a zoo."
"So I'll stare at you as the monkeys fling poo."

(Chorus)
The bear on the trike
Doesn't wanna ride a bike
He don't wanna play hockey
He just wants to live his life
Can you let him be
The thing that he was meant to be
Don't try to prove fiction
Just give him reality

(Bridge)
So Charlie arrived at the magical zoo
And promptly stepped in a pile o' poo
The bear said "Charlie it will be just fine."
And Charlie said "Bear are you reading my mind?"
"No Charlie, that is not true."
"I just saw some poo on your Converse shoe"
"And I gave you"
"Some encouraging words to get you through"
"The day."