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(Chorus)The bear on the trikeDoesn't wanna ride a bike He don't wanna play hockeyHe just wants to live his lifeCan you let him be The thing that he was meant to beDon't try to prove fictionJust give him realityThe bear was born back in 1999He was the best bear the zoo keepers could find.He was gentle and kind, he wouldn't pay you any mindIf you zapped, slapped, even smacked him his behindCharlie's in the first grade of elementaryBut way up high in a tree is where he'd rather beThe kids make fun of him when hes in classCause he doesn't like paste and hes playing with the grassA feildtrip was headed to the zoo one day.And Charlie didn't care he just wanted to playThey loaded in the bus and said "Its time to go"And Charlie walked up the steps real slow(Chorus)SongtexteThe bear on the trikeDoesn't wanna ride a bike He don't wanna play hockeyHe just wants to live his lifeCan you let him be The thing that he was meant to beDon't try to prove fictionJust give him realitySo the bear was sitting in his cageAnd the lion looked at him with rageHe said "I don't want to look at you today.""The birds pooped all over the comic book page"The bear said "You don't like anyone.""Is it cause you're alone and never have any fun?"He said "I just really need some oneTo take this hypothetical thorn out my thumb"The bear said "I would, but my claws are too big.""And my berry farts would make you really sick.""I eat artificial food since I'm living in a zoo.""So I'll stare at you as the monkeys fling poo."(Chorus)The bear on the trikeDoesn't wanna ride a bike He don't wanna play hockeyHe just wants to live his lifeCan you let him be The thing that he was meant to beDon't try to prove fictionJust give him reality(Bridge)So Charlie arrived at the magical zooAnd promptly stepped in a pile o' pooThe bear said "Charlie it will be just fine."And Charlie said "Bear are you reading my mind?""No Charlie, that is not true.""I just saw some poo on your Converse shoe""And I gave you""Some encouraging words to get you through""The day." Aus Songtexte Mania