A Cold, Cold Christmas Songtext

Oh, I want a cold, cold Christmas
One that's barren and bleak
Where the weather's fowl, and the West wind's howl
And the sun doesn't shine for a week

You hung up my heart like a stocking
Then went and stuffed it with coal
Now I want a cold, cold Christmas
To gnaw at the depths of your soul

I'll be alone this Christmas
You'd think it would cut like a knife
But I'm numb inside, 'cause a part of me's died
From the frostbite you've spread on my life

[Spoken]
Darlin', Christmas with you,
I used to love it so.
We used to trade presents,
And kiss beneath the mistletoe. I said I loved you, and...
You said you loved me too.
...Remember?
I said I loved you,
And you said you loved me too?
Those days are over now, but
I still want you to know
Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissing beneath that mistletoe,
I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer,
And every minute of every other day of the year.

I'm serious.

[Sung]
So cold that it pierces your body
So cold that it hurts every breath
In fact, I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find
Your new man had frozen to death

So go have a cold, cold Christmas
A blustery landscape of pain
Though I'm warm in my skin, I'm still snowed in
By the blizzard that fell in my brain

Only a week until New Year
That's when I'll make a new start
But first comes a cold, cold Christmas
To go with your cold, cold heart

Your frozen...
Nasty...
Heart...!