You're Not My Dad (And Your Macaroni Sucks) Songtext

I hate you

You try to get on my good side
By giving me stuff like cars and stuff
But I don't want it anymore
I just want my real dad back
Mom said he died in the Navy
But I know the truth
He died when I was 7, just cause

You can't be my friend
You can't be my dad
I hate you so much
And I think about girls a lot
One day I'm just gonna get in the car and drive away

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I came back from a future trip
I got in my time machine Then I did a flip
25 years ago I said I hated your guts
I did some research and found you
You were my real dad
You were my real dad

I'm so sorry that I yelled at you
I'm sorry that I slashed your tires on your brand new Suzu(ki)
I'm sorry that I punched your nuts whenever you were asleep
I'm sorry that I filled your condoms with pepper sauce
Made your dick burn

No I'm not cause I hate you
Cause she's not my mom
I was tricked twice in my life
Once by my dad once by my mom
I don't know what's real anymore
I don't know what to think
So I'm going to just end it all
I hate you
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Oohhhhhaaahhhh!!!
Ooooh!!