You Could Be A Politician Songtext

If you could speak as well as you give head, you could be a politician
A real successful heavyweight, firebreathing senator from the north
if you would read books as much as you drink, you'd be steven hawking
but who am I kidding, you're a worthless washed up waste of air

If i could have a dollar for every time that you complained about your parents
I don't give a shit, they're not that much worse than anybody else's

I'm not talking to anymore bloody lawyers
We're not talking to anymore god damned lawyers