Why Is Eric So Cool? Songtext

Prematuring can be an advantage,
it can make you an asshole too,
facial hair when your seven
whoa-O, Eric you're so cool.
Nice 'till puberty,
cruelty to you and me,
gods gift to women?
Don't make me sick, oh Eric you're so cool.
What makes Eric so cool?
His thick headed-ness (YEAH)