Variety Is The Spice Of Life Songtext

Well the judge said guilty in the first degree

I said can I help it if I take all the publicity

All these pretty women, with nothing to do

C'mon and help me try to find something new



You gotta try everything once

You better take out some insurance

You gotta try everything once

You better build up your endurance


Well variety is the spice of life

Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife

She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?

I can't resist to try something new



You got a full house babe, I got four of a kind

I'm watching six different televisions all at one time

You know I love you baby, sad but it's true



You gotta try everything once

You better take out some insurance

You gotta try everything once

You better build up your endurance



Well variety is the spice of life

Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife

She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?

I can't resist to try something new