Two Fat Feet Songtext
Slip me out of my northern noose

My easter egg

My western wheel

And a snouthern snake


I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh

A rumpled roast and a raggedy eye

A floppy neck and two fat feet

Sneaky cheeks chewin' greasy gums



You got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof

You got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof