The Toy Dolls Songtext
- Olgamental Intro Songtext
- Credit Crunch Christmas Songtext
- Molly Was Immoral Songtext
- Sciatica Sucks Songtext
- B.E.E.R. Songtext
- Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids Songtext
- Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue Songtext
- Dirty Doreen Songtext
- Down At The Old 29 Songtext
- Marty's Mam Songtext
- Gordon Brown Gets Me Down Songtext
- Decca's Drinking Dilemma Songtext
- Olgamental Outro Songtext
- Fiery Jack Songtext
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy Songtext
- The Sphinx Stinks Songtext
The Album After The Last One (2012)
- Our Last Intro? Songtext
- The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo Songtext
- Cheatin' Chick Form China Songtext
- Davey's Days Songtext
- No One Knew The Real Emu Songtext
- I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay Songtext
- Jeans Been Songtext
- Rita's Innocent Songtext
- She's So Modern Songtext
- Chenky Is A Puff Songtext
- I Caught It From Camilla Songtext
- Our Last Outro? Songtext
- The Final Countdown Songtext
- Tony Talks Tripe Songtext
- Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead Songtext
- Thank You Too Songtext
Our Last Album? (2004)
- The Anniversary Waltz Songtext
- My Baby Is A Battleaxe Songtext
- Her With A Hoover Songtext
- Alec's Back Songtext
- Dorkamania Songtext
- Audrey's Alone At Last Songtext
- Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic Songtext
- Charlie's Watching Songtext
- I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's Songtext
- Livin' On Newton Hall Songtext
- What She Had With Huey Songtext
- I've Had Enough O' Magaluf Songtext
- Livin' La Vida Loca Songtext
- We're 21 Today Songtext
Anniversary Anthems (2000)
- Mega Intro Songtext
- One More Megabyte Songtext
- I'm A Lonely Bastard Songtext
- She's A Leech Songtext
- Me 'n' John Williams Songtext
- She'll Be Back With Keith Someday Songtext
- I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles Songtext
- Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie Songtext
- Fred Olivier Songtext
- In Tommy's Head Songtext
- Bored Housewife Songtext
- The Memory Of Nobby Songtext
- The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe Songtext
- Mega Outro Songtext
One More Megabyte (1997)
- Orcastrated Songtext
- Poltergeist In The Pantry Songtext
- Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You) Songtext
- Taken For A Mug Songtext
- Any Dream Will Do Songtext
- Harry's Hands Songtext
- David's Xr2 Songtext
- Pot Luck Percy Songtext
- Ivy's Lurid Lips Songtext
- The Psychosurgery Songtext
- Ron Dixon Dumped D-d Songtext
- Lazy Sunday Afternoon Songtext
- Bowling Barmy Songtext
Orcastrated (1995)
- Absurd-ditties Songtext
- I'm A Telly Addict! Songtext
- Terry Talking Songtext
- Ernie Had A Hernia Songtext
- Toccata In Dm Songtext
- My Wife's A Psychopath Songtext
- Sod The Neighbours Songtext
- Melancholy Margaret Songtext
- Alec's Gone Songtext
- When You're Jimmy Saville Songtext
- Caught Up The Reeperbahn Songtext
- Dez The Demon Decorator Songtext
- Absurd-ditties (End Bit) Songtext
Absurd-Ditties (1993)
- Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic Songtext
- Fat Bob's Feet! Songtext
- We Quit The Cavalry Songtext
- The Sphinx Stinks Songtext
- Rodney's Memory Songtext
- Olga Crack Corn Songtext
- Bitten By A Bed Bug! Songtext
- Kids In Tyne & Wear Songtext
- Frankie's Got The Blues Songtext
- A Bunch O' Faries Songtext
- Yellow Burt Songtext
- Back In '79 Songtext
- The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash! Songtext
- Copt Ken's Cash! Songtext
- Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro Songtext
- Turtle Crazy Songtext
Fat Bob's Feet (1991)
- Wakey Wakey Intro Songtext
- Lester Fiddled The Tax Man Songtext
- Pot Belly Bill Songtext
- One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!) Songtext
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy! Songtext
- Sabre Dance Songtext
- Davey's Took The Plunge Songtext
- There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street Songtext
- No Particular Place To Go Songtext
- Poverty Pleadin' Peter Songtext
- Blaze Of The Borough Songtext
- Goodnight Irene Songtext
Wakey Wakey! (1989)
- Bare Faced Cheek Intro Songtext
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead Songtext
- How Do You Deal With Neal? Songtext
- Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??! Songtext
- Fisticuffs In Frederick Street Songtext
- A. Diamond Songtext
- Quick To Quit The Quentin Songtext
- Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare Songtext
- Neville Is A Nerd Songtext
- Park Lane Punch Up Songtext
- The Ashbrooke Launderette... Songtext
- Bare Faced Cheek Outro Songtext
Bare Faced Cheek (1987)
- Cheerio & Toodle Pip Songtext
- H.o. Songtext
- Alfie From The Bronx Songtext
- Hanky Panky Songtext
- We're Mad Songtext
- Rupert The Bear Songtext
- Deirdre's A Slag Songtext
Singles 83-84 (1986)
- Idle Gossip Songtext
- Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? Songtext
- The Lambrusco Kid Songtext
- You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry Songtext
- Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna) Songtext
- Geordie's Gone To Jail Songtext
- Silly Billy Songtext
- If You're In A Pop Group... Songtext
- Pratice's Pratice Place Songtext
- Pc Stoker Songtext
- I Tried To Trust Tracey Songtext
- Keith's A Thief Songtext
- I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender) Songtext
Idle Gossip (1986)
- A Far Out Theme Tune Songtext
- She Goes To Finos Songtext
- Razzmatazz Intro Songtext
- Modern School Of Motoring Songtext
- Carol Dodds Is Pregnant Songtext
- You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs Songtext
- Bless You My Son Songtext
- My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar Songtext
- Come Back Jackie Songtext
- Do You Want To Finish... Or What?! Songtext
- Commercial Break Songtext
- 'chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro Songtext
- We're Mad Songtext
- Wipeout! Songtext
- Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout) Songtext
A Far Out Disc (1985)
- Theme Tune Songtext
- Dig That Groove Baby Songtext
- Dougy Giro Songtext
- Spiders In The Dressing Room Songtext
- Glenda And The Test Tube Baby Songtext
- Up The Garden Path Songtext
- Nellie The Elephant Songtext
- Poor Davey Songtext
- Stay Mellow Songtext
- Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be... Songtext
- Me... No Chance Songtext
- Worse Things Happen At Sea Songtext
- Blue Suede Shoes Songtext
- Firey Jack Songtext
Dig That Groove Baby (1983)
- Tommy Kowey's Car Songtext
- She's A Worky Ticket Songtext
- Everybody Jitterbug Songtext
- Teenager In Love Songtext
- I've Got Asthma Songtext
The Toy Dolls [EP] (1981)
- Griefsville Songtext
- I Can See You Songtext
- James Bond Lives Down Our Street Songtext
- Olga I Cannot Songtext