Toddler Cannon Songtext
Launch, launch, launch the kids
Into the ravine
Plummeting, plummeting, plummeting, plummeting
Whack off to their screams!

Light, light, light the fuse
Discharge a little tike
Shrieking and crying and then he is landing
His torso on a pike
Hurl hurl hurl this girl
Into the lava flow
Burning and yelling and now she is melting
It makes my boner grow