Thicker Songtext
I'm a worker you're a shirker
Never done a days work, I know
I'm a winner, you're a sinner
You make trouble wherever you go

I'm a mover, you're a loser
You're losing friends wherever you show
I'm slicker, you're thicker
Thicker than anyone I know
If there's something in your pocket - you'll lose it
Put your money on a horse - you'll lose it
Find a wallet full of cash - you'll lose it
Pick a fight with yourself - you'll lose it
You'll lose it

I'm a hero, you're zero
You do nothing in your own sweet way
I'm a tryer, you're a liar
I can't believe anything you say
I'm a goer, you're slower
Slower than a long delay
I'm slicker, you're thicker
You're getting thicker from day to day