Theo's Logic Songtext

he said i wasn't going to heaven then i'll see him down in hell i thought i was going to heaven now it's very hard to tell Chorus: i hold these views but i get no respect Theo says that's not theologically correct ma grandmother's up there waiting she spoke to me one night she said "there are millions of us praying that you will be alright" repeat Chorus Jesus spoke to me only once audibly for sure when i was down on my luck he offered me the cure he said "this trial is over" i haven't heard that voice since then we both agree i'm a sinner and what happens in the end repeat Chorus i had a quarter in my pocket i pumped way too much gas and like those bread and fishies my lettle quarter turned to cash repeat Chorus i said that God's a mystery so much that's hard to tell Theo said i wasn't going to heaven then i'll see him down in hell repeat Chorus i hold these views but i get no respect i guess that we just don't philosophically connect aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh