Theme To Songtext

Sung Shirley Bassey-style to a tune resembling "Goldfinger"

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health!
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions