The Clam Songtext
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I found a clam beside the sea inside a seedy sack.
I said to the clam,
"Dear sir or ma'am, allow me to call you Jack
Will you come home with me for a cup of tea
And maybe a midnight snack?
For I have some nice Tobasco sauce
To pour upon your back."
I put the clam in a big brass pot
And I boiled a burbling brew,
I said to the clam,
"Dear sir or ma'am, allow me to call you Jack
Will you come home with me for a cup of tea
And maybe a midnight snack?
For I have some nice Tobasco sauce
To pour upon your back."
I put the clam in a big brass pot
And I boiled a burbling brew,
And his green eyes gleamed
And he steamed and steamed
And he grew... and grew... and GREW...
He was oh so small -- now he's nine feet tall
And I'm feeling rather blue
'Cause he's pouring Tabasco sauce on MY back...
Now what do you think he'll do?!
And he steamed and steamed
And he grew... and grew... and GREW...
He was oh so small -- now he's nine feet tall
And I'm feeling rather blue
'Cause he's pouring Tabasco sauce on MY back...
Now what do you think he'll do?!
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