The Brown Note Ballad Of Buster Mcballs The Albanian Porta-potty Gopher (Albanian Crapsody In E Minor) Songtext
I awoke in a porta-potty
And inside this porta-potty, there was a urinal
And at this urinal, there was a gopher
And then I thought to myself
"Porta-potties don't have urinals."
And then I thought to myself
"Porta-potties don't have gophers
They just have the hole and the plastic container
The plastic container that you shit into and has the shit where the shit goes."
But then I asked this gopher who he was
And inside this porta-potty, there was a urinal
And at this urinal, there was a gopher
And then I thought to myself
"Porta-potties don't have urinals."
And then I thought to myself
"Porta-potties don't have gophers
They just have the hole and the plastic container
The plastic container that you shit into and has the shit where the shit goes."
But then I asked this gopher who he was
And he said
(One, two, three, four)
My father was a joker
My mother was a smoker
Met a real bad bloke
Called him the midnight toker
"Cold McDonald"
"[background talking]"
"Get on with it."
"Get on with it."
"We don’t have all night"
Cold McDonald had a farm
Full of weed and dope
Had a foxy lady
She was hot as smoke
I'm Cold McDonald, I am very rich I have lots of money, keep your hands off of my bitch
I am Cold McDonald, my heart is filled with greed
If you try to fuck my lady, I'll make your asshole bleed, woo!
Dear Rachel Slurs, I know you don't know me
But I think we'd be like, really good match and stuff
Like shit, I-I can make your feline animal cry until it went blind, you feel me
Nah, I'm playing, but, uh
Unless you into that shit, I mean, that's cool and all
Anyways you probably wondering about my dick and nipple size
Well, aha, they fun size, heheh, cause-cause they fun to play with, you feel
Ah, anyway, anyway, so you sign up for women empowerment club
And, shit, I-I think that's pretty, like, cool and shit
Like, I, I-I'm feminist sometimes too, y'know
Like we have similar hobbies, so, uh
I think you should give me a chance 'cause we connect like puzzle pieces
Anyway, uh, what you think about me stopping by your place later tonight?
I'm not bring condom, though
I think that shit kinda oppresses the genitalia that we dick folk carry
And, uh I don't-I don't stand for that kind of persecution, ya feel?
Also, I'm psychic, like I see the future, so, uh
You're probably gonna say yes to this letter, so see you at 8
I am Cold McDonald, I own Rachel Slurs
I thought I told you once before to keep your hands off her
I am Cold McDonald, Buster don’t you see?
You tried to fuck my lady, now your asshole’s gonna bleed, woo!
Buster
Mate
What are you doing here
Ohhhh far out, really?
Are you-are you-are you fucking kidding me, I mean, it's-
It's like rule number 7, alright yeah, "You shall not commit adultery"
I, y'know, I don't think I could have that much clearer than I did, so
I apologize y'know if-if that wasn't clear to you somehow, but
Ugh, Buster
Mate, what ah-what are we gonna do with you?
(Balls)
(One, two, three, four)
My father was a joker
My mother was a smoker
Met a real bad bloke
Called him the midnight toker
"Cold McDonald"
"[background talking]"
"Get on with it."
"Get on with it."
"We don’t have all night"
Cold McDonald had a farm
Full of weed and dope
Had a foxy lady
She was hot as smoke
I'm Cold McDonald, I am very rich I have lots of money, keep your hands off of my bitch
I am Cold McDonald, my heart is filled with greed
If you try to fuck my lady, I'll make your asshole bleed, woo!
Dear Rachel Slurs, I know you don't know me
But I think we'd be like, really good match and stuff
Like shit, I-I can make your feline animal cry until it went blind, you feel me
Nah, I'm playing, but, uh
Unless you into that shit, I mean, that's cool and all
Anyways you probably wondering about my dick and nipple size
Well, aha, they fun size, heheh, cause-cause they fun to play with, you feel
Ah, anyway, anyway, so you sign up for women empowerment club
And, shit, I-I think that's pretty, like, cool and shit
Like, I, I-I'm feminist sometimes too, y'know
Like we have similar hobbies, so, uh
I think you should give me a chance 'cause we connect like puzzle pieces
Anyway, uh, what you think about me stopping by your place later tonight?
I'm not bring condom, though
I think that shit kinda oppresses the genitalia that we dick folk carry
And, uh I don't-I don't stand for that kind of persecution, ya feel?
Also, I'm psychic, like I see the future, so, uh
You're probably gonna say yes to this letter, so see you at 8
I am Cold McDonald, I own Rachel Slurs
I thought I told you once before to keep your hands off her
I am Cold McDonald, Buster don’t you see?
You tried to fuck my lady, now your asshole’s gonna bleed, woo!
Buster
Mate
What are you doing here
Ohhhh far out, really?
Are you-are you-are you fucking kidding me, I mean, it's-
It's like rule number 7, alright yeah, "You shall not commit adultery"
I, y'know, I don't think I could have that much clearer than I did, so
I apologize y'know if-if that wasn't clear to you somehow, but
Ugh, Buster
Mate, what ah-what are we gonna do with you?
(Balls)
