Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall Songtext

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowley once challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'Cos fucking Ray Reardon is a vampire.
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,