Shakespeare's Got A Gun Songtext

Shakespeare's got a mail order Uzi Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it Shakespeare's got a prostitute named Susie Shakespeare's got a mail order Uzi It seems some monkey, just outside of Pittsburgh Finally typed out Hamlet, typed out Hamlet, word for word Shakespeare's pissed off, Shakespeare's got an Uzi Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster He's got the sucker cranked, he's going to blast her Led Zeppelin was never any faster Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster He's dressed in black He's got a Marshal stack He dances with baboons who jump up on his back Ah, Love's Labour's Lost, that's in the past Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster Shakespeare's got no use for thick black glasses That sit and dissect tragedies in college English classes Shakespeare's sick of words Shakespeare's sick of letters Shakespeare watches videos, the dirtier the better Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim Shakespeare combs his hair with a soup spoon Shakespeare drinks tequila out of Styrofoam Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim He sells magazines, he eats cigarettes He does little girls in the back of his corvette Ah, Shakespeare's got a gun in a liquor store in Anaheim Shakespeare's got guitar, going to use it