Scooter's Debut (Intro) Songtext

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen
This is Scooter Boswell comin' at you live on 88.5 FM WALL
We're here in the cuckoo's nest just off the coast of elsewhere—
The birds are chirping, the kids are smiling
The kids are sm-sm-smi⁠—
Whether you're tuned in on your scooter, your speaker system, your car
Don't you touch that dial