Real Stinky Songtext
Hello, dear fly
I write you 'cause I'm still alive
I'm no longer a poor psycho pig
But really the greatest stinky pig
What happened to me?
I played a game and became
So rich that I could
I could buy my new personality
Bow tie Gucci, top hat Emporio Armani
Rings earrings bling bling factory
Snake skin shoes, pinstripe suits
Crystal and caviar in my presidential suit

Did you see what a was?
Was the poor psycho pig
Now you see who I am
Slip into my sty snort baby, don't be shy

Draped in ornaments like a Masaï
I was cruisin' near the compost wood
Una caliente chica spoke to my eyes
With her lovely lovely hips
Hey, baby, my name is Honey Bee
I wanna be yours and I'm gonna set you free
Let me tell you you're the hottest sexiest pinkest pig
That I've ever ever seen
My heart started to burn, I felt so deep in love
I was not alone anymore, just in love forever
Now everybody seemed to be in love with me
Now everybody seemed to be in love with me

Did you see what a was?
Was the poor psycho pig
Now you see who I am
Slip into my sty snort baby, don't be shy

On a rainy day, I woke up poor and lonely
My Bee flew away
Cash clouds lifted from my eyes
Bought smile, bought love
Only seems to be
My story showed its real face
Oh, my dear fly, I'm proud to be the real stinky