Questions With The Captain Songtext

(Hidden track from Sawdust, can be heard approx. one minute after "Mr. Brightside - Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Remix")

His beard is long and red and
His hat stays on his head and
He asks us all the questions
And we know all the answers!

His heart lies in the ocean -
His devotion's in the city of fun
He's the captain! x 4