My First Thomas Songtext

My first Thomas was the cardinal sin
A breaking of bread among the fathers and the daughters akin
Clean cut, he's the living room sort
A trade show irony as each washes their hands of the deed
Talk, terrify us; give us the news
A day time Emmy for the child-like adulterer's wife
Kick back, pass the bottle of piss
Deamscape Television: compact and calculating

Like the royalty I am, sing to me sweet; crooning timeless serenades