Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali Songtext

Epic Rap Battles of History

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Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali Songtext
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MICHAEL JORDAN
VERSUS!
MUHAMMAD ALI!
BEGIN!

Michael
Who dont you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
Because you got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
Im a flying machine like the world has never seen
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with this old jump rope
You'll get smoked when i flow, you Kentucky Fried Dope
You used to float like a Butterfly and Sting like a bee
But now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!

Ali:
Oh here comes Jordan, Big tongue wobblin'
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You're the only bull thats uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers back up on the shelf
Stick to golf you can keep the ball to yourself!
Ooh! Im so pretty! My hands are so fast!
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache!
Now your Daddy got killed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career: Now THAT was a tragedy!
Michael
Man, you make me sick! But im better with the flu
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you
I would pass the mic to Pippin but im not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman

Ali:
I saw you slapping Reggi Miller, boy whats wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers?
You stayed at the Ritz because you sold out to crackers!

Micahel:
So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks?
Ill school you through your bug spray! Off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
Hitting nothing but net! You aint seen nothing yet!
Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit
Im a better Athlete and a better Emcee!
Battle me 2 more times: Watch me get a three Peat

Ali:
Beep Beep! Why dont you back up that trash?!
I'll leave you like Liston: Flat on your ass!
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, Kid
Because your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP A BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!