Magus Joins The Band / Peels An Orange Songtext

Where does it lead?
I'm not quite sure

I'M GOING DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
WHERE THERE'S DEATH AND DESTRUCTION OF PEOPLE
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION OF PEOPLE'S SOULS

There's this guy who extracts your soul and eats it because it tastes very good to him,
With ketchup

yes.

Anyway there's this guy standing down there
He's surrounded by blue fire
FWAAAAA
His hair was so cool it was like it was on
FIRE

And so looked at me
Used Lightning 2 and blew me away I have no hair, unlike his blue hair
He has blue hair, it looks pretty cool

Although his ears are pointy
Maybe he's an elf girl, elf girl
(eeeellllfff girrrrlll)
I mean elf girls have long hair and point ears
Maybe he's an elf chick,
YEAH
(LEGOLAS)
NO!

Anyways there's this big warp portal
And we went back in time and it was great
We found him later when he was a little boy
And his hair wasn't quite as long
It was pretty ugly, it was like a bowl cut

But his older sister was hott.

SO SEXY!

Anyway I killed a couple of peas...
His mo-- I killed his mom
I didn't feel too good about that
He had like a cat, I killed that thing too

*Edited out*
(No! We are editing that out of the song!)

Eh, actually... uh...

Then I fought this thing
It was like a giant porcupine with a bug's head
It was Lavos

I'm gunna be a pimp later
And my frog guy attacked him
And I killed him
With the legendary sword.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(WHHHHHHOOOOOAAAA)
(WHOOOOAAAAAAA)
(WHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA)