Locust, The Songtext
- AOTKPTA Songtext
- We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit Songtext
- The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful Songtext
- One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation Songtext
- Full Frontal Obscurity Songtext
- Scavenger, Invader Songtext
- Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel Songtext
- God Wants Us All To Work In Factories Songtext
- Book Of Bot Songtext
- Slum Service (Served On The Sly) Songtext
- Tower Of Mammal Songtext
New Erections (2007)
- Armless And Overactive Songtext
- Who's Handling The Population Paste? Songtext
- Invented Organs Songtext
- New Tongue Sweepstakes Songtext
- Consenting Abscess Songtext
- One Decent Leg Songtext
- Movement Across The Membrane Songtext
- Oscillating Eyes Songtext
- Immune System Overdrive Songtext
- Hairy Mouth Songtext
Safety Second, Body Last (2005)
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form Songtext
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy Songtext
- Solar Panel Asses Songtext
- Live From The Russian Compound Songtext
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us Songtext
- Wet Dream War Machine Songtext
- Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here Songtext
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? Songtext
- Teenage Mustache Songtext
- How To Become A Virgin Songtext
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better Songtext
- Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet Songtext
- File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' Songtext
- Practiced Hatred Songtext
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? Songtext
- Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The Songtext
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Songtext
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? Songtext
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch Songtext
- Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur Songtext
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again Songtext
- Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed Songtext
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes Songtext
Plague Soundscapes (2003)
- Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe Songtext
- Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs Songtext
- Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine Songtext
- Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby Songtext
- Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia Songtext
- Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed Songtext
- Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case Songtext
- This Is Radio Surgery Songtext
- Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition Songtext
- Sever The Toes Songtext
- Flight of The Wounded Locust Songtext
Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001)
- Moth-Eaten Deer Head Songtext
- Brand New Set of Teeth Songtext
- How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector Songtext
- Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth Songtext
- Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) Songtext
- The Perils of Believing in Round Squares Songtext
- Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) Songtext
- Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees Songtext
- Straight from the Horses Mouth Songtext
- An Extra Piece of Dead Meat Songtext
- Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys Songtext
- Backbones of Jack Asses Songtext
- Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality Songtext
- Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour Songtext
- High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family Songtext
- Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle Songtext
- Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever) Songtext
- Kill Roger Hedgecock Songtext
- Hairspray Suppository Songtext
- Cattle Mutilation Songtext
The Locust (2000)
- Ass Gravity Songtext
- Futile Agreement Songtext
- Sever The Toe Songtext
- Emancipation Fuckers Songtext
- Red Songtext
- Inbred America Songtext
- Helios Songtext
- Personal History Songtext
- Keep Of The Tracks Songtext