Litterbug Songtext
Another simulation that you walk me through
But the taste in your mouth ain't good enough for you
Spray a can of Raid until it turns ya blue
What's a litter bug like me to do

This love wont biodegrade for a thousand years
Don't waste this moment with recycled fears
We can make this day that you rue
You mess with the litterbug
The litterbug ain't a mess like you

Do you like it toxic, do you like it clean
I'm a job creator babe and my jobs ain't green
The Primrose Path is paved with polystyrene
By a coal burning machine

Enough of your Mother Earth crying hippy tears
So get a Burma-Shave with organic sheers
She should shave her armpits too
Try to step on the litterbug
The litterbug steps away from you

Put a time cap on your carbon train
Protect all of the creatures in the Everglades
Build your windmills till you're Don Quixote
But your running out of things to do and say

It's been a real gas but I must skurry away
May we meet again on garbage day
Don't mind me if I lawyer up and sue Don't worry about the litterbug
Cause the litterbug ain't going to worry about you