- Water Manes At The Block's End Songtext
- Mumbled Words And Ridiculous Faces Songtext
- I Decided Not To Do Them Songtext
- If Batman Was Real, He Would Have Beaten The Crap Out Of My Friends Songtext
- Dr. Sudholt And His Double Glasses Songtext
- This Basement Gives Me A Fucking Headache Songtext
- We Work The Night Shift Songtext
- Goodmorning, Here Is Jan Songtext
- Dozer Rage Songtext
- Will This Be On The Test? Songtext
We Are Still Alive (2006)
- My Bedroom Is Like For Artists, Part 2 Songtext
- Doom! Doom! Doom! Songtext
- Yo, Get Into It Songtext
- This Project Is Stagnant (Get It Out Of My Face) Songtext
- Dear Boys Songtext
- An Ode To Jon Contra, Part 2 Songtext
- Fear And Loathing On Long Island Songtext
- Video Games And Fantasy Novels Are Fucking Awesome! Songtext
- Zombies Are Pissed Songtext
- We're Done For! Songtext
- I Wish Branca Was Here Songtext
- My Bedroom Is Like For Artists Songtext
No Matter Where We Go..! (2005)
- My Dreams About Not Sleeping Until 3pm Songtext
- He's A Good Sposato (I Love Ya Blue-blue) Songtext
- There's Never A Reason Not To Party Songtext
- There's No Way "punk Was Meant To Be Done" (You Clown Doctor) Songtext
- Too Many Emo Days Songtext
- Rebellion Vs. The Alarm Clock Songtext
- King Tough Is My New Idol Songtext
- 83% Off Your Self-esteem Songtext
- The Biggest Sausage Party Ever Songtext
- For Someone So Easy Going, You Sure Do Wear Pants A Lot Songtext