Kalhoun Songtext

it's the magic word, they claim came down from ancient babylon when the tower of babel crumbled and the language was all wrong the natives were confused and yet they understood one word now it's on display in a mall museum down in South Pittsburgh Kalhoun, everybody cry Kalhoun some preacher says it's the first word that adam said to eve religious tracts and bulletins note "speak it and believe" some say it's just deception empty and absurd while the elect say the last times were triggered by the word Kalhoun yeah evervbody sings Kalhoun don't know exactly what it means it's just a sacred kinda thing - Kalhoun now when carpenters hit their thumbs they yell out loud the "Kalhoun" curse and the faithfull flock to pa. to bow to Lord Kalhoun the first he says "Messiah's in the desert" but a few of us won't go we're going down to the Kalhourn church to pray it isn't so Kalhoun is the thing - now everybody sing Kalhoun and even the president says it's a miracle "Kalhoun" the nation cries, "you're a miracle" on baseball cards, beer and cars and cereal Kalhoun is the word, now everybody's heard Kalhoun some politician has an idea to take a million men go downtown los angeles and build the tower again why nothing can stop us this time we'll mount the word on high spell K-A-L-H-O-U-N across the steel gray sky Kalhoun, now everybody sing kalhoun don't know exactly what it means it's just a sacred kinka thing Kalhoun, etc