Joe Morato Bomb Songtext

There's a new stage in urban warfare

Do you think you're ready for it?



Suburban terrorism just evolved.

Better brace yourself you're about to be hit!



You've just messed with the wrong group

and now you've got to pay !



Cause you've left us damn choice.
You just done fucked with the wrong Ashtray .



I'm gonna send you a

I'm gonna send you a

We're sending you a Joe Morado Bomb!







All it takes is a six pack

Or a couple of more

Just one more shot after that

You'll hear him knocking at your fucking door



It doesn't matter where you live,

He doesn't give a shit if you live in Novato!

You might think you can reason with him

You can't reason with a drunk Joe Morato!



I'm gonna send you a

I'm gonna send you a

We're sending you a Joe Morado Bomb!



He'll sleep with your girlfriend

He'll piss on you're bed

And just when you're not looking,

He'll smack you upside your fucking head!

He'll fuck your little sister,

He'll drink all your whiskey!

You'll wish you had never been born

And you'll wish that never fucked with me!



I'm gonna send you a

I'm gonna send you a

We're sending you a Joe Morado Bomb!



Too late for apologies

I've just lit the fuse,

I've got the ultimate weapon and tonight it's aimed right at you!