Jimmy The Squid Songtext
Jimmy the squid usually late

Came home early to see his mate

Caught her in bed with another squid

He saw red he flipped his lid


Took a swim to blow off steam

Crushed and cheated, lost his dream

He came back to discover

The lifeless body of his wife's lover



Jimmy the squid



Murdered in a cloud of red

Then the cops showed up and said

"Let's go Jimmy, you're coming with me."
But Jimmy's too fast, he broke free



Jimmy the squid is on the run

Claims that he never killed no one

(Fugitive cephalopod)