I'd Love You But I Don't Songtext

My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll



I love you, except for when I sleep

can I love you, if I'm busy counting sheep?

My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll

I miss you, stole my heart like a crook

I'd kiss but I'm busy with a book

My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll



choo choo the train is coming
squak squak the hawk is hunting

flush flush the caca goes down



we will eat your fathers toast

and we will watch your mother roast