
I Tripped Over The Ottoman Songtext
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They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle
With my wife Laura and son Richie but now
My life's a living hell cause
I tripped over the ottoman
One too many times
I tripped over the ottoman
Until I lost my mind...
I was head writer for Alan Brady
It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed
This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas
Our special guest star is Death!
Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but
Now my life's a living hell, 'cause...
CHORUS
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
Well, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH!
Maybe you've seen his show
With my wife Laura and son Richie but now
My life's a living hell cause
I tripped over the ottoman
One too many times
I tripped over the ottoman
Until I lost my mind...
I was head writer for Alan Brady
It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed
This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas
Our special guest star is Death!
Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but
Now my life's a living hell, 'cause...
CHORUS
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
Well, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH!
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