I Have A Splitting Hedachi Songtext

I've been doin calestenics

just to try to get in shape now



Get it up, get it up, get it up and go



The set is on and I'm watching a show

but I can do it if you really must know



I should of known by you actions

what you're disposition's geared for
but I've had a busy morning

and my cranium is getting sore



Because I've got a splitting hedachi

And I don't wanna serve you now

Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi

now



you said that you would give me head

but I'd rather watch Johnny instead



Well its pushin 2:30

and you're feelin really dirty yeah

you got my hand on my member

and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah



I can't stand it now the pain is so bad

but its the worst thing a guy ever had