Hydrochondria Songtext

Dehydration is an unpleasent sensation,
Not the way I wanted to go,
But something in the water is poisioning me.
If they can add flouride,
Why not lysergic acid diethylamide?
Why not cyanide?
So all you dentists' daughters outta think twice,
Before following fatherly advice.
The sons of radiologists get autographs for free,
Waiting to pull yhe filling right out of the teeth.