His & Hers Songtext
His truck was parked two doors down
Right where it shouldn't be hanging around
But that new neighbor down at 505
Was Miss Tennessee 2009
Came home to a 'Where the hell you been?'
And then she saw red lipstick on him
The wrath of God flew right outta her mouth
He messed around and when she found out
Right where it shouldn't be hanging around
But that new neighbor down at 505
Was Miss Tennessee 2009
Came home to a 'Where the hell you been?'
And then she saw red lipstick on him
The wrath of God flew right outta her mouth
He messed around and when she found out
She got the house, the truck
Grandaddy's gun
The dog, the cat
The jimmy and the jack
Took the eggs and the bacon
Wasn't no negotiating
Got the boat, the bait
The money in the bank
Wasn't thinking 50/50
She was thinking cha-cha-chang
He got what he had coming and she got what she deserved
His and hers
He signed his name on the dotted line
Kinda thinking she would be more kind
But her lawyer asked what she wanted to do
And she said what's mine is mine
And what's his is too
She got it all She ain't giving it back
He'll be the first to tell ya
That she got the last laugh
Grandaddy's gun
The dog, the cat
The jimmy and the jack
Took the eggs and the bacon
Wasn't no negotiating
Got the boat, the bait
The money in the bank
Wasn't thinking 50/50
She was thinking cha-cha-chang
He got what he had coming and she got what she deserved
His and hers
He signed his name on the dotted line
Kinda thinking she would be more kind
But her lawyer asked what she wanted to do
And she said what's mine is mine
And what's his is too
She got it all She ain't giving it back
He'll be the first to tell ya
That she got the last laugh
