Fuck TSA Songtext
Sir, please step forward
(We gotta check yo' asshole)
Step in line
(I think he's got soap, he's gon' hide that) (GTTC)
And put your belongings in the plastic bin
Yeah

Standin' in the line, gotta [?]
Got my box cutter, 11 to the 9
I see Mr. Fred, he wants to give me head
Gotta spread my buttcheeks so they can check for bread
Fred tickles my balls, I'm feeling kinda small
I'm thinking I should've just gone to the mall

Long Live Osama, I'm gonna fuck your momma
I'm gonna fuck a llama, I ain't with the drama
Skid marks, like Yokohama
Bananas and pajamas
I wanna fuck Michelle Obama
She on her period, comma

Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
It's very gay, no way