Facebook Songtext
I always liked the way you smelled
And I even liked the way you kissed
In my sleeping bag that I left in Texas
Last summer

I've got new friends that I like better
And I even like the way they smell
Because they don't care how they smell
And I think they're prettier than you
And I don't think we'll make out
But at least we'll hang out
And for now that's good enough for me

I should have seen this coming
From the first time that you lied
We could have been just friends
But now we're not even Facebook friends
And I can't talk to you at all
I can't even write on your wall

Maybe I am immature
But I'm pretty sure you're immature
And I know I'll talk to you again
Because we've got mutual friends

I never liked strawberries anyway
They've got too many seeds
And they get stuck in your teeth
And they've got leaves that you have to throw away
I'm sorry that things had to end this way

I should have seen this coming
From the first time that I lied
We could have been just friends
But now we're not even Facebook friends
And I can't talk to you at all
I can't even write on your wall