Ex-Guru Songtext
One of those blonde ladies had a certain hold on me.

I went to all her seminars by the Airport in the Double Tree.

I even let her use nephew's sea plane in the Bahamas for free.



But she means nothing to me now.
I tell myself that everyday:

She means nothing to me now.

I tell myself every single day.

I'm quite convinced I escaped her sway.



I burned all my clothes with eucalyptus juice;

Ripped out the floors and painted all the platforms puce;

And I went so far as to sacrifice a second snake to Zeus,



So she means nothing to me now.
I tell myself that everyday:

She means nothing to me now.

I tell myself every single day.

I'm still convinced I escaped her sway.



But when she mopes in the moonlight on her mesa in March,

Does she kick up a thunderstorm

When she thinks of my betrayal?



She means nothing to me now,

(Whistle).