Duck. Little Brother, Duck! Songtext
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- Marty Anderson (guitar Hero Material) Songtext
- L. Ron Hubbard (we Did One Of These At The Mall) Songtext
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman (it's The Wonder Of Nature Baby!) Songtext
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- Tony West Songtext
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- Karl Marx (a Brief Science Of History) Songtext
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- Yasir Arafat (spidering Deep Into The Night) Songtext