Dirty Martini Songtext

Gonna write my number on a napkin
Give it to somebody for the practice
I'm small, but if you're mean to my girls
I'll square up (I'll square up)

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
In a little tiny bar
In a really big city
With the people I love
And a skirt that's mini
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
When it's hitting just right
And I'm getting all giddy
There's a bowie song on
Everybody dance with me
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Head out the window like a dog on the ride home
Someone's at work in a different time zone
Gonna eat a second dinner on the counter
Win a couple grammys in the shower (Ah)
Said I wouldn't call him tonight, I lied tho

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
In a little tiny bar
In a really big city
With the people I love
And a skirt that's mini
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
When it's hitting just right
And I'm getting all giddy
There's a bowie song on
Everybody dance with me
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Oh yeah

Can you feel the whimsy (Oh yeah)
Are you dancing with me (Oh yeah)
Can you feel the whimsy (Oh yeah)
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
In the golden hour light
When the world looks pretty
Everything is alright
Ain't it fun to be silly?
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah