Curl Up And Die Songtext
- An Uncomfortable Routine Songtext
 - Antidepressants Are Depressing Songtext
 - Ultra Carb Diet Carpooling Stupid Fucking Life Songtext
 - The One Above All, The End Of All That Is Songtext
 - Instrumental Songtext
 - Black Out Songtext
 - There Ain't No CAN'T In AmeriCAN Songtext
 - Zero MPH Fallover Songtext
 - There Is Never Enough Time To Do Nothing Songtext
 - I'm Trying To Fly To The Moon Using Two Magnets And Willpower Songtext
 - Blood Mosh Hips Hair Lips Pills Fuck Death Songtext
 
The One Of Above All, The End Of All That Is (2005)
- Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit. (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Super Heroes) Songtext
 - If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out, We're Joining The Army Songtext
 - .. - ... .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. - .. -- . -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . Songtext
 - God Is In His Heaven, All Is Right With The World Songtext
 
But The Past Ain't Through With Us (2003)
- I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With Songtext
 - Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like An Ocean Songtext
 - China Part Breakdown Songtext
 - .. - ... .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. - .. -- . -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . Songtext
 - Utah: The Whoopie Cushion Of America Songtext
 - I Don't Give A Shit If I'm In Outer Darkness, I'll Make Friends Songtext
 
We May Be Through With The Past... (2003)
- We Songtext
 - Are Songtext
 - All Songtext
 - Dead Songtext
 - 100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated To Jon Songtext
 - On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland Songtext
 - Ted Nugent Goes Aol Songtext
 - Total Pandemonium Songtext
 - Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You Songtext
 - You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face Songtext
 - Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program Songtext
 - Your Idea Of Facism And Global Intervention Makes Me Puke Songtext
 - Lost My Job To A Machine Songtext
 - Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray Songtext
 - Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest) Songtext
 
Unfortunately We're Not Robots (2002)
- And Then The Robots Killed Songtext
 - Absolute Denial Of The Ultimate Nullifier Songtext
 - Hella Vegas Kids Say Hella Songtext
 - Contra Code Songtext
 - The Proclaimed Bat Hunter Songtext
 - The Nest Of The Face Hugger Songtext