Crackpot History And The Right Lie Songtext

Crackpot History And The Right To LiePeople come people go, how long I'll stay I just don't knowWhen showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will comeCrackpot history and the right to liePeople love people hate, for my downfall they just can't waitWhen showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will comeCrackpot history and the right to lieI wish that everyone could see a show by Liza MinnelliSuch a marvellous lady with talent by the tonCrackpot history and the right to liePeople lie people hurt, like to read their Sunday dirtSo every Jeckyll needs a Hyde to blame the business onCrackpot history and the right to lieEvery rebel that I've met say they're going to die and yetI see them now and they ain't dead yet, and pushing forty oneCrackpot history and the right to liePumping is a splendid gift, I hope you will catch my driftSome like pumping in the lift, just like the Scottish TongsCrackpot history and the right to lieThere is nothing like the sound of a nicely laundered poundTrying to collect around forty millionCrackpot history and the right to lie