Brainiac Songtext
My Uncle George had a great dane who chewed a paw off in Connecticut
and when I walk into a room I'm not afraid to feel feminine
I've never done heroin I haven't done much of that
and though I may appear likable I'm merely trying to remember I'm not on fire
Oh, no, mom, my collar bone again

My father took me mountain climbing I've got a picture to show to you
My grandma lived in Florida and her front lawn hurt my bare feet
I've never tried to kill a cricket with a firecracker on the 4th of July
I've never done pretty much anything I that didn't have productive quality
What a Goddamn liar!

Even though you you taught me to love my body
and even though I'll never be Italian
I won't forget, people who act confident go far
I've got a brain in my head

It may not be your imagination if you think I'm looking at you
with contempt I wish it could be different but occasionally I'm cruel
I get down

I can't help but think I've long buried a horrible childhood memory
and why do I keep on dreaming about the queen of 4th grade Cheryl Englehardt?
and what I lack in aphrodisia I think I make up for in appetite
I'm a young John Wayne

Even though you fuck me on my birthday
Even though I'm an advocate of hygiene
I won't forget, people who act confident go far
I've got a brain in my head

Even though you make my bed like mom did
Even tough I really don't know how to be a friend
I won't forget, people who act confident go far
I've got a brain in my head